Ode to SIMC

For all the true SIMC'ians...

(pics censored to protect identities of these notorious people)
• PR is only during the admissions.
• Teachers have worse english than Manoj Bhaiya.
• JWT.com= advertsement & santabanta.com= porn
• Journalism is only limited to word of mouth about shit happening in the hostel rooms (literally!!!)
• Teachers pay more attention to how you say than what you say. (ask Kannagi).
• The subject of the class is decided AFTER the class starts (Mr S.G.)
• Sir calls 'lavle' as 'laude'.
• Editing goes as far as play, rewind, play rewind...
• Every shooting class is a revision.
• Some sir has a bunch of pen drives which were apparently 'LOST'.
• PG takes all our money and then everything is cancelled (including faculty).
• There should be a time table to keep in touch with the ever changing actual time table.
• The condition of your facial hair is more important than media.
• Someone is trying to get into the good books of hitler.
• College makes viman nagar seem like the 'CITY OF GOD'. (watch the movie)
• Class is all about critisism and then critisising the critisism.
• There is only one camera for 138 students but there are 'Touchfree Infrared Flushes' in the boys toilet.
• Faculty assumes everyone injects drugs.
• There is a class which people think is actually for sleeping (trust me i dont).
• When asked to teach till 04:30pm (which is the actual scheduled class) and not cancel the break, the teacher asks if the students will pay Rs. 200 for her auto (Mrs. N.P.).
• Talks about professionalism only lead to more unprofessional fights.
• Faculty confiscates phone, uses it, then loses it. (ask Shreya).
• Everyone is creative.
• Everone has a script for a short film.
• Twins don't talk.

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