Showing posts with label college. Show all posts
Showing posts with label college. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Ode to SIMC

For all the true SIMC'ians...


    (pics censored to protect identities of these notorious people)
  • PR is only during the admissions.
  • Teachers have worse english than Manoj Bhaiya.
  • JWT.com= advertsement & santabanta.com= porn
  • Journalism is only limited to word of mouth about shit happening in the hostel rooms (literally!!!)
  • Teachers pay more attention to how you say than what you say. (ask Kannagi).
  • The subject of the class is decided AFTER the class starts (Mr S.G.)
  • Sir calls 'lavle' as 'laude'.
  • Editing goes as far as play, rewind, play rewind...
  • Every shooting class is a revision.
  • Some sir has a bunch of pen drives which were apparently 'LOST'.
  • PG takes all our money and then everything is cancelled (including faculty).
  • There should be a time table to keep in touch with the ever changing actual time table.
  • The condition of your facial hair is more important than media.
  • Someone is trying to get into the good books of hitler.
  • College makes viman nagar seem like the 'CITY OF GOD'. (watch the movie)
  • Class is all about critisism and then critisising the critisism.
  • There is only one camera for 138 students but there are 'Touchfree Infrared Flushes' in the boys toilet.
  • Faculty assumes everyone injects drugs.
  • There is a class which people think is actually for sleeping (trust me i dont).
  • When asked to teach till 04:30pm (which is the actual scheduled class) and not cancel the break, the teacher asks if the students will pay Rs. 200 for her auto (Mrs. N.P.).
  • Talks about professionalism only lead to more unprofessional fights.
  • Faculty confiscates phone, uses it, then loses it. (ask Shreya).
  • Everyone is creative.
  • Everone has a script for a short film.
  • Twins don't talk.
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